|Posted: 16 November 2010 at 11:56am | IP Logged
At home tie to Aquatic after last weeks disappointing defeat to Hylton Juniors, Many changes to the team from last week to give the 5 lads on the line last week a chance to push their way into the side.
Some players made it easy for Marcus due to other commitments and knocks, most notable was Danny WAGNER Hall after Simon Cowells insisted that he attend a singing boot camp after last weeks debacle. Oh the names hes called us for spotting this likenesshopefully the Echo will print it again, its almost as embarrassing as his partner in crime Kyle Sumner sporting a pair of gloves for the entire gameyoull be stoned by the Marley Potts faithful when they read this and only right as well.
Bumped into one of his old teammates from the Dagmar on the way back from Peter Kay last night, he was watching us on Saturday and said the faster you get that lad off them sun beds and back in the pie shop the better
Hendon were graced this week with a return of Jimmy Lennon Juniors love child AKA Kev Morton, although he did have to rush off immediately after the game to cheer on his dad who was the ring announcer for the Haye fight (sorry I know Im pushing it calling it a fight!)
Anyway come kick off I was freezing as Kyle had nicked my gloves so the following is more than likely very poor account of actual events.
David Rush put us ahead with a mazy run and a good finish lifted over the keeper,
Jacka then made it 2-0 after two handoffs a half nelson and a submission in the box, before firing into the bottom corner.
Scotty did a brilliant Cafu impression down the right to score a really good goal from right back, only to completely make a tit of himself by saying louder than he should have I shouldnt be playing here followed by several excuses that he meant position he was playing and not the fact the real reason his hairline is thinning so fast is the increased size of his cranium. 3-0
Half time Everyone gave Kyle thinsulate Sumner a cuddle because the poor bairn was cold and wishes hed brought his tights as well as gloves. He was going to borrow Jackas hat but it fits Kyle like an igloo these days. In fact it fits everyone like an igloo and we are thinking of holding this years Christmas party in it to save the cost on a venue.
Gandhi made it 4-0 early in the 2nd half but could have had 2 if his left foot was used for anything else other than standing on..although Aquatic keeper was doing a good job.again, of frustrating us. Well Done
MOM Jiff, who had been working his socks off got the goal he deserved after Gandhi started the Christmas spirit early and squared it.
Beefy, who had another solid game at the back, came up for a corner to take his header well to make it six.
We then decided to give away another clean sheet, after Daz - the polish cat Morse pawed one into the net from a cross.
Another good game for us and again credit to Aquatic, they deserve a bit of luck this season and are a good set of lads.